I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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