Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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