No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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