Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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