i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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