yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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