So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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