he puts the penis in happiness.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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