We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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