What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
handjob tips. give me some.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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