he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat