Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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