She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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