You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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