Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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