Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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