You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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