we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
