I wish i was in the wii world.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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