theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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