god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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