Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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