You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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