super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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