But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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