I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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