i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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