spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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