Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
vagina is talking i cant
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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