Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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