the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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