Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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