it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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