You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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