Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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