my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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