i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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