dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
This house was built for laser tag.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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