Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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