What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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