i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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