haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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