do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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