can we get nightvision for the apartment?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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