On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize
