i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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