Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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