I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Randomize
