But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Found the puke drawer
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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