In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
