Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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