i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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