Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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