he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
