He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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