I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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